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    Posted: 12/03/07 at 5:01pm

I saw a website once that listed some funny things that people say when they see a friend in a really bad show.  Like "Your costume fit really well" or "The show really made me think."  Does anyone know where there's a site like this or have some other good ones?

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bullet Posted: 12/04/07 at 8:35am

Darren:  Since we am putting on my first (and last!) effort in writing and directing this Sunday, I will be monitoring your post with interest to see how many of your "sayings" show up after the "opening/closing".

Mayhap, "the sets looked really nice."

 

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bullet Posted: 12/04/07 at 8:46am
totoks, that one is code in my peer group....  Usually said "Hey, nice set.." meaning of course, and instantly translated when the car doors close in the parking lot to "there's two hours of my life I will never get back.."
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bullet Posted: 12/04/07 at 9:31am
That's why I really hate the "reception line" after the show that happens with some theater groups. It doesn't matter what someone says, you can usually tell if they didn't like it and it's a very awkward moment. It's even worse when you're the one having to figure out something to say.
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bullet Posted: 12/04/07 at 10:07am

"Gosh, you guys looked like you were having fun!"

 
 
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bullet Posted: 12/04/07 at 10:49am
Groucho Marx once attended a play in which a friend of his was performing. The play was awful and during intermission Groucho sent a note backstage:

"I am out front.   Wish you were here."
"None of us really grow up. All we ever do is learn how to behave in public." -- Keith Johnstone
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bullet Posted: 12/04/07 at 12:48pm
The Theatrical Critic Alexander Wollcott, who the character of Whiteside in the man who came to dinner was based on, supposedly once reported "The Scenery was beautiful, but the actors kept getting in the way.."
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bullet Posted: 12/04/07 at 4:56pm
Thanks, those are great.  I hate the reception lines too...except for some kids' shows.
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bullet Posted: 12/04/07 at 10:23pm
Topper:  Our play, Shenandoah, is really long enough to have an intermission - and probably should - I'm afraid everyone might leave if we had one!!!
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bullet Posted: 12/05/07 at 2:48am
"Great - But those damn seats".
totoks have an interval, think about those poor souls squatting on thier bots all that time, let them get thier circulation back. Give them a smokeo & flog more  refreshments.
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