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bullet Posted: 1/07/08 at 3:38pm
Years ago, I was playing Andrew Wyke in a production of SLEUTH. At one point, Wyke aims a gun at a figurine on the mantelpiece, utters the line, "Down with all porcelain Dresden sheppardesses!" The gun fires, sending the figurine flying off the wall. With rather neat coordination with a stagehand, the effect worked quite well--until one night when the SM had forgotten to load the pistol. I took aim, said my line, and fired. No gunshot sounded, but the figurine flew rather nicely off the mantelpiece.

I take no responsibility for my subsequent ad-lib.
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bullet Posted: 9/03/08 at 4:13pm
Once upon a time, my first boyfriend was playing Tim Algood, in Noises Off.  During a production, one of the flats on the set fell down.  Without missing a line, he grabbed some nails from backstage, and proceeded to tack the flat back up.  Of course, the audience had NO clue.
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bullet Posted: 9/17/08 at 10:42am

I remember a director telling me that when you have learned your lines and your blocking and feel comfortable with your character then the fun begins. He went on to say treat the stage like your life because if things happen in your daily travels you don't stop and wait till someone fixes it or you sure don't stop and cross you arms and wait, You take care of the problem and go on. That thought has helped me out of many problems on stage. Besides they make great stories to share over a beer after the run.

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bullet Posted: 12/28/08 at 1:40pm
Short play written by a local playwright. I hadn't read the script, but was sitting in on a rehearsal to give my opinion to a fellow director.

One of the actors was using a strange speech impedement and said the line..."My husband and I used to go to Zabars"

I could have sworn she said "My husband and I used to go to Gay Bars"

The speech impedement was changed slightly going forward. :)
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bullet Posted: 12/28/08 at 2:52pm
I have two, both from "Nunsense 2"
1. Sister Leo has a song on stage then has to run off, put on a Can can skirt and go on with the rest of the sisters in less than a minute. It was my job (Amnesia) to help her tie and velcro her skirt on. One night we do this and all run on stage for the Can Can song, except Leo. She enters a couple minutes later. Afterwards she tells us that I had tied her to a hook on the wall with her skirt strings!
2. In the spirit of personal mics... Sister Robert Ann had trouble with her mic all through the run... during the last show, the final song in fact, I'm standing behind Robert Ann and while we are singing and dancing I notice something drop between her legs and dangle. It was her mic. It had come loose and through the rest of the song she had to keep going with it dangling between her legs. Props to Robert Ann for being able to keep going. And the rest of us for not crackng up on stage!
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bullet Posted: 1/07/09 at 6:48pm
During a production of Robin Hood a couple years ago, Robin is confronted by "Death" personified in the forest and it's a relatively intense moment, where "Death" is convincing Robin to go turn him self in, to his death, in order to save Marian and etc. 

Someone back stage knocked into the bowls and dishes that were stacked for the Merry Men's encampment so there's a nice clatter.  As I watched from the booth, I thought the two actors were just going to ignore it, but Death turned around and looked off stage in the direction.  Thank god Robin was a quick thinker "Oh, that's my men... they've gone off that way."

On closing night, two actors got together and decided to mess with the actress playing Marian... she's talking with her father and he's very surprised to see her in junky clothes and smelling like the pig stie and he asks if the outlaws have ravished her and inserted an "Eee gads, they haven't gotten you pregnant?"  Marian took it in stride with a "NO, Daddy!"  What she didn't know was that later in the next scene when she returned to Prince John to make demands on him over the state of the outlaws, he *also* inquired about her being pregnant.

Pregnancy joke came back this past year when the Marian actress paticipated in our Improv comedy night.  They were doing a game where each performer would in turn come onto the scene and be accused by another performer based on a single given line that they then had to build a scene around.  The Marian actress came into the "room" and was accosted by the performer already there with "Jenny called, who's Jenny?"  And they started going at it and it eventually evolved into that Jenny was from Planned Parenthood!  This wasn't even (to my knowledge) ever an intentional continuation of the pregnancy gag, but a great fluke.


Last year's production of Get Smart, we encouraged them to ad lib a bit in order to develop their characters more - some very very funny stuff happened. 

The Chief was supposed to do a speech during black-out and we opted instead to do it live in his office as part of the scene, but he started working with his secretary and adlibbing a much longer sequence where he's lost the memo only to have his secretary find it in the desk drawers that he didn't realize he had!

Another Chief/secretary gag was that we'd covered his desk with hundreds of papers to add clutter and add to his stress levels.  The poor secretary (who played Marian in the above example!) would pick up the handful of papers that would fall off occasionally.  As we kept going night after night, the Gadget Guy would come in and start knocking more and more papers off that she'd have to pick-up.  Closing night, after she'd cleaned up and exited the stage, the trio of actors had plotted to knock the papers off the desk again and make the secretary actress come back on stage to pick up the pages!  She was soooo not happy.   Later in the play during her final exit of the show, she was about to leave in the custody of the agents when the Chief called her attention over, held up a single sheet of paper and very deliberatly dropped the single page onto the ground.  Got a huge laugh!  She came out with a sheet of paper and ripped it in half on her curtain call.   (It was actually my suggestion later that they should have made yet another pregnancy pun at an appropriate moment earlier in the show, but it was after closing that I thought of it)

One actor had a voice-over as a radio announcer and went into this elaborate thing about the station's sponsors being Orville and Redanbacker, etc. 

There was another scene where the same actor as a different voice-over was presenting ransom demands including a million dollars in fives, tens, and a few singles.  Well, on our second night he added in: "fives, tens, twos, and a few singles."  (requiring an adlib by the Chief of "I could never get such a sum, not even the two dollar bills!")  And continued to elaborate in his Russian accent about how quote (from the video files) "I swear on my little dog, thug the pug who chews on her bone every night as she comes to bed and always chews on and brings to my lap which she always offers in exchange for some of the popcorn I'm eating that she always leaves all over the bedspread, that I will kill you if there aren't any two dollar bills or singles."
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bullet Posted: 1/19/09 at 11:52am
Freshman year in college, it was my first show with the theatre department, so of course I was intimidated by the older students/stars of the show and just praying I didn't do anything stupid. We were doing Dangerous Liasons and I was servant number two so I had to go out on stage during scene changes and intermission to set for the next scene. All in character, of course. In a very sweet gesture, my roomate and her boyfriend came to see the show (they are not theatre goers - more sports) and at intermission as I come on to set props I hear from the audience, "GO CHELSEA!" I died. All they were missing was the foam finger. At the time I was so embarrassed, now it's hillarious. I just heard from here that they (now married) are comming to the show I'm directing, so I had to remind her that it's not appropriate to call out during a show...;p
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bullet Posted: 1/23/09 at 4:54pm
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In A Funny Thing Happened on the way to the forum...Domina's line about her father "General Magnus" turned into General Viagra one night...and people LOVED it. (It helped that our director had placed a very naughty freize of general magnus...with a rather large  SPEAR above her house!)
 
When our theater did Forum, Miles Gloriosus had a RIDICULOUSLY huge codpiece. Big as your head. Hillarious.
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bullet Posted: 11/19/09 at 8:56pm
I played Maggie in a production of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.  The fellow playing Big Daddy was, shall we say, fond of listening to himself.  His speech during the birthday scene got longer and longer every night.  The birthday cake produced by the props folks looked fabulous - billows and scallops of "frosting" all over, frosting that was actually spackle, in order to last the run. 
 
Each night as Big Daddy's monologue got longer and longer, the birthday candles got shorter and shorter, until one night they burned all the way down and the top of the cake and the spackle frosting caught fire. 
 
We were in the round, and the tension was amazing as the audience grew more and more concerned watching the cake flame away, and the actors were all paralyzed trying to figure out what to do - except for Big Daddy, who droned obliviously on.
 
Finally I crossed the set in front of Big Daddy and blew out the entire top of the cake - it took a bit of doing - then crossed back to my place for the rest of the scene. 
 
The candles from then on were quite remarkably large.  LOL
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bullet Posted: 11/19/09 at 9:33pm
Great piece of Up or Downstaging! Clap
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