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bullet Posted: 9/28/06 at 10:39pm

I was the balladeer in "Best Little Whorehouse" (can we say that?), had the first line in the play, complete with guitar and cowboy hat.  I've got a habit of running my first line several times before going onstage to lock it in, break the ice, hit the ground running.  So "It was the nicest little whorehouse you ever saw" was primed, ready and jumping at the reins to pop out to the audience when what came out was:

"It was the nicest little horse house you ever saw."

Knew it when I said it, mentally kicked myself unmercifully, and soldiered on with grace and enthusiasm.

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bullet Posted: 9/29/06 at 1:36am
Originally posted by DWolfman


soldiered on with grace and enthusiasm.

It was great you recieved support from these two old mares!
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bullet Posted: 9/29/06 at 12:56pm

OK maybe not as tragic or humorous as some that I've read.   I committed one of the bigger offenses that I can think of last night in a performance of California Suite.   I play Marvin in the visitors from Philadelphia, the piece about hiding the hooker from his wife Millie.  In the opening sequence I'm supposed to try and get a pair of fishnet pantyhose on to the passed out hooker.   Completely forgot to do the bit and the dialog that goes with it which gets some of the biggest laughs in the show.    I resurected the dialog when I went back in the room to drag the hooker out to the hall but it didn't get nearly the laughs that it gets with the bit itself.   I was beside myself when I got off stage.

Nine out of ten performances ain't bad I guess (provided I don't forget tonight or tomorrow).

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bullet Posted: 10/02/06 at 11:07pm
Thanks for all the company for my misery

We just completed our second weekend (virtually) flub free, but I felt much better after commiserating(?) with you all. Nothing beats a good theater blooper story.
"If nothing else, there's applause... like waves of love pouring over the footlights."
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bullet Posted: 10/06/06 at 3:24pm
I was playing George in "Moon Over Buffalo" at a dinner theatre.  During the opening while George is doing his Cyrano, I got so caught up in the moment that my full upper dentures flew out of my mouth.  I had my right arm up and towards the front of me, and so I caught them, spun so my back was to the audience for a moment, and re-inserted them.  I spun back and continued as if the whole move was part of the action.  It was then I noticed that some of the people nearest the stage still had dessert, apple dumplings, sitting in front of them.  My efforts apparently had so stunned them in their brilliance that they stopped eating.  At least I hope that was why they stopped.
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bullet Posted: 10/06/06 at 3:41pm

Honey (juror#3):  I already told that story about you 8 posts ago!

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bullet Posted: 10/07/06 at 8:58am

I, for one, can't get enough of the Juror #3 Denture Story.  In fact, I wish someone would post it again, right now!  Maybe I will!  Although I think I'll punch it up a little.  I think you should have the teeth fly into the audience and start eating someone's apple dumplings all by themselves.  Or maybe they could bite somebody who was talking during the show. 

Yeah, I know.  I'm stupid. 

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bullet Posted: 10/09/06 at 9:22am

It's ok Steve... I laughed the second time too...

 

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bullet Posted: 10/26/06 at 5:51pm

I was costuming a production of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas and was in the back of the house during a rehearsal doing fittings.  The actor playing the father was checking off a list of things he was to pick up at the market. 

His line was supposed to be, "Peanuts.  I like peanuts."

His line came off as, "Penis.  I like penis."

He had that enunciation down pat by opening night.

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bullet Posted: 10/26/06 at 7:59pm
Originally posted by Nanette

I was costuming a production of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas and was in the back of the house during a rehearsal doing fittings. The actor playing the father was checking off a list of things he was to pick up at the market.


His line was supposed to be, "Peanuts. I like peanuts."


His line came off as, "Penis. I like penis."


He had that enunciation down pat by opening night.





Alright, one more I guess, there is a legend in our company that tells of the dresser that was helping one of the actors during a quick change for "Greater Tuna". Now, they were close to the end of the run and had these changes down pat, so while kneeling on the floor, facing away from the actor preparing his next costume she reached behind her for the prop he should have been handing her and instead promptly grabbed and yanked on his "pants business". This understandably caused quite a loud yell to eminate from backstage and throughout the audience.
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