Anyone have any idea how to do a 2-dimensional car? We are doing the Farndale Ave townswomen's "Haunted through Lounge" It is farcical everything go wrong type production that has everyone laughing.  The opening scene has two people in a car that is only on for about 5 minutes.  If we could fit in a toy one we would but no good.

Well seeing it is for the intrepid "FATETWGDS' ladies.
I realise this is not 2D but might be worth a try - they did this in 'By Jeeves'.
It was just a turned upside down table, with a 2 seater lounge chair on it. A card board box was used for the bonnet [hood] with wire coat hangers as the windshield wipers & various other kitchen uTensils for other car acessories, including a plate for the stearing wheal. They also had a larger box as the boot [trunk] behind the chair, large enough for someone to hide in & help move the table about, to simulate the car driving on the road. {bit of extra bussiness to use there of course} the table top sat on a rug turned upside down, so the rugs pile made it easier to move.
With a 2D one you could use a Flat with profiled added or foam board cut & shaprd. There again a piece of calico [muslin or bedsheat] held up by 2 broam stcks like a banner. Painted as car with cut out  windscreen or as windows as a side view. The Luvvies can sit on chairs behind.

 

For "Li'l Abner" we used a golf cart with cardboard panels on it, painted to look like a car.

It was actually pretty funny.

Got a photo of it uploaded - go  to my Flickr site - hopefully, you don't need an explanation as to which photo it is .

Got it - very funny!